Tuesday, May 30, 2006

All I want is world peace (and a cheap pint in Norway)!


And she wasn't kidding!!

Siggy, you actually ARE Ms. Gay Bergen 2006

Bloody Hell! That makes you a ZZ list celebrity at least - tiara and all (no sash though Aileen – you might just have to sing it)!

I can see you examine people’s butts with the finest precision, akin to a Norwegian haemorrhoid specialist and you lie on your back like with all the elegance of a woodlouse clutching at it’s last breath.

I thought your talent started and stopped with the football field. I never knew there was such a gifted genius in our midst. Are you available for supermarkets openings, weddings and christenings?

What a scream! I love you Sig. The rest of you click on the link above to see what I am talking about
xx

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Celebrity Visit!!!!

Ms Gay Bergen 2006 will be visiting London from the 29th of June till the 3rd of July!!! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to speak to her in person...

She will be seen at Macs place and at Europride events throughout London:)

I would love to catch up with as many as possible!!!

Friday, May 26, 2006

Lonond Visit

Hello all : )

Myself and Wombat will down in London the weekend of the 24th/25th June until the 28th June. Will any of you lovely ladies be available for a few cheeky pints over the weekend and especially on the Saturday night? It'd be great to catch up with you all, especially Juice if you can make it as haven't seen you years, literally!! We also may need to crash on someones floor for a night if possible? Wombat has managed to wangle a posh hotel for a couple of nights and my pal Liz lives down there so shouldn't need to impose on anyone if we can help it.

Anyway let me know if you'll be about.

Off to visit Speedy in her tourist office this weekend. Can' t wait to see her legs in her sexy skirt!!!

C.C xx

Friday, May 19, 2006

BIG BROTHER SWEEPY


Love it or hate it, you’ll end up watching it! So why don’t we have a wee wager on our predictions to win?


Pick a Big Brother contestant; announce it in the comments section (I’ll keep a log) and I’ll collect your £2 at some point (am I hearing £5, to make it really interesting?).

If you were fortunate enough not to see it last night, you can have a look at theses fame-hungry cretins by clicking ‘£2 all in’ below: their faces appear at the top of the page – if you hover over it with your mouse, you get a brief description.

Tip:
Watch tonight’s episode before putting your cash where your cake-hole is; there are some really annoying loud fuckers in there! Votes close one day before the first eviction.


£2 all in

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

PAOLO NUTINI: TRACK BY TRACK

PAOLO NUTINI

1. Alloway Grove
If an insane film director decided to make Paisley’s answer 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?', then move aside 'Soggy Bottom Boys', Nutini will take it from here and ‘Alloway Grove’, with it’s southern twang and it’s consistent base drum, would be the signature tune. I predict that this song will have the majority skipping to work and Paolo laughing all the way to the bank. Class!

2. These Streets
The designer-scruffy silhouette of Nutini pops down stage for a second, seemingly to collect his ‘even bigger voice’, which he then uses to tell the pitch-perfect (in his thickest Scottish accent) tale of his daunting move south of the boarder. In the same way when you first heard Jamie Mccallum you conjure up a mental image of a middle-aged bloke with a 40-a-day Marlborough habit, Nutini’s voice is a far cry from his svelte adolescent appearance.

3. Last Request
Another big, bolshy, ballad belted out with precision and dare I say it, a hint of the Rod-The-Mod husk, if I remember correctly. I was on my third pint of Carling Extra Cold at this stage but I distinctly remember deciding to keep the £3 that lined my pockets to buy my forth pint rather than folk out for the first single. I planed to start saving again in the morning in time for the release of ‘Alloway Grove’.

4. New Shoes
Now we're talking! This was probably written on the back of the same fag packet as the opener – the honky-tonk (akin to early 'Stones' approximately album 3) vibes was all it took to transform the foot-taping to dancing in the aisles. What's that you say Paolo, “I put my new shoes on and suddenly everything is right”?I am not entirely sure what his metaphoric shoes allude to but if he’s talking about this fresh outfit straight out of Paisley - then I am inclined to agree.

5. Jenny Don’t Be Hasty
This is straight from the heart, albeit a fractured one. The upbeat woes of being ditched by his older lover (once she discovered he was 18 and not in fact 23) proved to be a winner with the rabble in the mosh-pit. It was lyrically sweet. One thing’s for certain, Jenny be will ruing the day and her ageist ways when she stands next to me in the 107th row, main stage, Glastonbury.

So on conclusion, I have learnt two things: 1. Tell the truth and shame the devil 2. This boy can sing! Now for my third lesson - how to download all things tossed up by this talented Scottish-Italian hybrid.


ANNA TERNHEIM
As the mellifluous, haunting tones of this Swedish stalker (most tracks about her forlorn love for her French ex) filled the room, the bar staff swiftly switched to plastic glasses to prevent Wako-like suicide. This unique and untouchable voice made even the thickest of hair stand on end. She finished with a very cool, yet morose (quell surprise) cover of Bowies China girl - I give her top marks for that! Even though Anna was worth every penny, I’d advise only those of a very sunny disposition to attend – she’ll make you rethink. The only Swede in London who is currently more depressed than Sven!

ER, I CAN'T HEAR THE NAME!?!
I didn’t catch the name of the third band but then that is hardly surprising with the amount of noise coming out of the woofer, harmonized by the yowling tones of a smoke alarm (I’m not kidding!). So, I have decided to call them 'Goodbye eardrums, hello titinus’ or ‘Too many decibels spoil the magic that’s trying to squeeze through’! This is a real shame because after the first track (a lyricless tract reminiscent of The Stone Roses) I threw my friend a look that said “I think this band might change my life”


BLUESKY RESEARCH
A very good band, I would have certainly not gone to the toilet in at least three of their five tracks. They rocked (in places)! However, while they’ve been lying on their backs researching blue skies, The Magic Numbers may have beaten them to it – well, the wardrobe department at any rate.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Come On We Will!


What a laugh if we all go! Any takers from the North?

Historic venue - it'll be class man!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Mighty Leeds

Hey,
Did you all see the mighty Leeds in action t'other day? Play off final is in the bag. Premeirship status will be resumed! I never doubted for one second the Super Whites wouldn't do it. Actually I didn't even know they were playing. What a fickle fan I am! I use the word fan loosely

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Saturday 13th May 2006


Go, shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuckcause it's not your birthday!

NO POST ON SATURDAY


DUWFC-2-INFINITY

FOR THE DUNDEE FOLK WHO MISSED OUT ON TICKETS TO RADIO ONE'S ONE BIG WEEKEND

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Olive Oil and Popeye


Unfortunately for us, Judith was the only one to pull on holiday. Twice! A charming old chap in the airport who shared her love of fast cars (and loose women) and the dude in this here photo…

Incidentally, Meera, I could have given you a run for your beer tokens. While on the little island I spotted a class foreign shop-front faux pas, namely a high street “fashion store” called 'Junky Clothing' –- for all those naked heroin addicts running around the streets of Malta -- but I didn’t have my camera with me at the time.

Right, off to meet Judith and give her passport: I believe she’s eloping with Spinach-Features this eveing, but she won’t tell me where.

More tomorrow!

Guess Who's Back?



Judith, Nicola (pseudo team member)and Lindsey are back from our holiday in Malta. A good time was had by all - holiday blogs to follow!

xx

Thursday, May 04, 2006

FOOTBALL IN PRESTON

Morning all,

i was up in Preston on Monday and I popped in to see Kath's mum and we got talking about having a football game in Preston so they can come and watch and we can get some of kaths mates involved.

What do you guys think. It's pretty central for London and Scotland and we could even have a night and day out in blackpool!!!!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

DUWFC-2-INFINITY

Hey

How are we all? Good to see you are all so busy working that you can play around on the net.
I am no longer a Food and Beverage Attendant, my new position is Seasonal Cusotmer Advisor for VisitScotland. Basically I work in the Tourist Info Centre. Haven't started yet - in training at the mo. Which means getting paid to go on trips round Scotland and seeing the attractions. Beats serving coffee anyway.
Was in Scumdee for a flying visit on Saturday seeing the Australian and that's really about it. Can't really think of anything exciting or indeed interesting to say so will sign off. Although that has never stopped me before.
If you need to know an info on Edinburgh and the Lothians ask me as I am feeling very keen. Am sure that will wear off after about my second day!

Speedy