All I want is world peace (and a cheap pint in Norway)!

And she wasn't kidding!!
Siggy, you actually ARE Ms. Gay Bergen 2006
Bloody Hell! That makes you a ZZ list celebrity at least - tiara and all (no sash though Aileen – you might just have to sing it)!
I can see you examine people’s butts with the finest precision, akin to a Norwegian haemorrhoid specialist and you lie on your back like with all the elegance of a woodlouse clutching at it’s last breath.
I thought your talent started and stopped with the football field. I never knew there was such a gifted genius in our midst. Are you available for supermarkets openings, weddings and christenings?
What a scream! I love you Sig. The rest of you click on the link above to see what I am talking about
xx
5 Comments:
who is the totally hot girl who has her arm round siggy, can you bring her to london pride (sorry celeste if your reading this)
Girl?! Beth!?! Go get your eyes checked out. I think she's miss Gay Bergen 1906!
LINDSAY!!!!!!!! Those are like the worst pictures you could find!!!! hahaha...:) Beef: totally hot girl is Camilla - a mate of mine and a fitness instructor... Mac: I'll give you 10% and a pint for every function. Deal? Tiara will be on 24/7!
errr... I wasn't being rude about your mate, Camilla. I just thought she was too old for Beef. That's all!
(red face)
Oh.. Forgot to say: I might just be Ms Gay Norway by the time i get to London... Or as it's called "Ms. Muffdiver" (translated). I would just LOVE to have that on my CV!!!
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