Tuesday, May 30, 2006

All I want is world peace (and a cheap pint in Norway)!


And she wasn't kidding!!

Siggy, you actually ARE Ms. Gay Bergen 2006

Bloody Hell! That makes you a ZZ list celebrity at least - tiara and all (no sash though Aileen – you might just have to sing it)!

I can see you examine people’s butts with the finest precision, akin to a Norwegian haemorrhoid specialist and you lie on your back like with all the elegance of a woodlouse clutching at it’s last breath.

I thought your talent started and stopped with the football field. I never knew there was such a gifted genius in our midst. Are you available for supermarkets openings, weddings and christenings?

What a scream! I love you Sig. The rest of you click on the link above to see what I am talking about
xx

5 Comments:

Blogger BEEFY said...

who is the totally hot girl who has her arm round siggy, can you bring her to london pride (sorry celeste if your reading this)

3:25 PM  
Blogger facilitator/conciliator said...

Girl?! Beth!?! Go get your eyes checked out. I think she's miss Gay Bergen 1906!

3:35 PM  
Blogger Siggy said...

LINDSAY!!!!!!!! Those are like the worst pictures you could find!!!! hahaha...:) Beef: totally hot girl is Camilla - a mate of mine and a fitness instructor... Mac: I'll give you 10% and a pint for every function. Deal? Tiara will be on 24/7!

7:43 AM  
Blogger facilitator/conciliator said...

errr... I wasn't being rude about your mate, Camilla. I just thought she was too old for Beef. That's all!

(red face)

8:06 AM  
Blogger Siggy said...

Oh.. Forgot to say: I might just be Ms Gay Norway by the time i get to London... Or as it's called "Ms. Muffdiver" (translated). I would just LOVE to have that on my CV!!!

11:51 AM  

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