!HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARGE!

It's Marge's 30th Birthday this weekend. If you haven't already done so - you could drop her a Happy Birthday email so she has lots of greetings when she gets back - I just got her 'out of office', she is back on 4th July
Margaret.Simpson@bicworld.com

These Just Arrived at My Office...

Just want to start by saying 3 things!

1. I have had umpteen other feckers staying with me and this is the first bunch of anything I have ever got

2. Poor Wombat had her heed 'doon the pan' most of Sunday, I hardly saw her!

3. Meera - look at what you could have won

Not only did they visit the weekend I knocked them both off the top spot in the league (how much fun did I have!), they did the washing-up, which my flat mate is yet to do once and she’s been there 6 months. Judith made me wake them up at 8am on Sunday morning (ouch) in the name of vanity! They rescued my bag from the hands of common thieves (Sat night), a heroic effort, thanks again Wombat. They bought me lots of drinks and one orange Calippo Ice lolly. They were fantastic World Cup companions and furrrking good company all weekend. And like me, they’re love for The Labyrinth has transcended the naivety of childhood and remains with them both in adulthood (er, actually, can that remain between us for a few years?!).

But they did laugh at (rather than with) me quite a lot. All in all it was a great night and a great weekend.

So when I say YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE – I mean it.

thank you for the flowers girls

Linds
xx

A Proud Weekend for Visitors

Jab, Beef, Celest, Siggy... Rock Londinium.

Friday
4pm Argies v Gerrys game. 8pm Italy vUkaraine The original plan was to catch the games in Filthy McNasty’s but that’s in North London. We should probably move it to Soho. I propose The Slug & Lettuce, 80 Wardour Street - big screens

Saturday
I'm not venturing out on Saturday but someone must have a plan for the Pride parade - answers on a post card here, meeting times and places etc.

Sunday
Beef and Celest are doing the tourist thing for most of the day but want to meet for drinks in the evening. You'll probably be sick of the sight of Soho at this stage so I propose we meet in Camden on Sunday 6.30pm / 7pm (is that too early?)

1. The Cuban – in the heart of Camden market – print your map off now
http://www.thecuban.co.uk/cuban_camden/index1.htm

2. The Lock Tavern – if it’s hot we’ll head here it has a beautiful beer garden
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/10/1086/Lock_Tavern/Camden

(the other way around if it is Sunny)

I Have been liaising with Beef over this and these are my thoughts. Let us know what you are thinking in the comments section. Aileen, Ivona and Sigs may already have made plans ...

mr beckham

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

Cooo Cooo

Craig Brewster, sent scouts out around
the world looking for a new striker to help his team climb the league.
One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
will turn out to be a true superstar.
Brewster flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and
arranges for him to come over to Tannadice.
Two weeks later Dundee United are 4-0 down to Rangers with only 20
minutes left.
The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he
goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Dundee United.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says, I played for 20 minutes today, we
were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".
"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed
and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters
while you were having a great time!"
With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum,
except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Dundee in
the first place!"

To see the latest (and the funniest) Irn Bru TV ad go to: http://www.caledoniacalling.com

KATH'S MEMORIAL BOOK

HI GUYS,

KATH'S BEST MATE ANGELA RANG ME LAST NIGHT AND THEY ARE CREATING A MEMORIAL BOOK FOR HER MUM AND DAD FOR A BIRTHDAY. SHE WANTS PICTURES, STORIES, MEMORIES ETC (REMEMBER THAT ITS FOR HER FOLKS). SO I HOPE THAT YOU WILL ALL BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING (AS SOON AS)

HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS howefamily1@tiscali.co.uk

THANKS, AND SEE YOU LONDON LOT SOON.

Good Vibrations

Click on link and the rest is simple!

But before you log off, just try entering Di Gardiner (!!!!) Di, your secret is out - how did they know?

Love "Bezzininho"


http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

PHASE 3 TRANSFERS CLOSE IN 30 MINUTES (14.30)

Are you two coming to London then?

If yes, we'll have to figure out a match to watch, any ideas?

Phase One

well done wombat top of the leauge, but i think my bottom of the leauge is more impressive, i must be really bad luck because all my players are playing shite!!! or maybe i am lulling you all into a false sense of sercuity. (who am i trying to kid!!!)

good luck for the next round of games.

GO BETH'S HEROES!!!!

IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL

Girils!

The Metro Fantasy Football World Cup league is FREE to enter! It starts next Friday when the first game kicks off and I’d love for us lot to get a team each and compete… think of the bragging and the slagging!

"you are bottom o the league, say your are bottom o the league"

Register and pick your team here:
http://fantasyfootball.metro.co.uk/
After your team has been created, click on ‘Leagues’ and enter this number in the ‘Private League’ box to play in the DUWFC SuperLeague: 135076-20928
RULES SUMMARY:
· With a budget of £100million, choose 12 players (a goalkeeper, 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 3 strikers)
· Players score points for your team for a variety of reasons (goals and clean sheets etc) and your captain scores double
· You are allowed a certain number of substitutions over particular time spans to allow you to reinforce your team as the competition reaches the knock-out stages
· You can change your formation (you don’t have to stick to the default 4-4-2)
· Full rules are here: http://fantasyfootball.metro.co.uk/M/help.mc?rules=1
· The deadline to enter a team is this Friday, 9th June, 16.30 BST!

GO AUSTRALIA

Having just picked Australia in my office's sweep stake i am now backing them all the way in the world cup (england as well obviously)

any one do any better than me in their work's sweepie?