Cooo Cooo

Craig Brewster, sent scouts out around
the world looking for a new striker to help his team climb the league.
One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
will turn out to be a true superstar.
Brewster flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and
arranges for him to come over to Tannadice.
Two weeks later Dundee United are 4-0 down to Rangers with only 20
minutes left.
The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he
goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Dundee United.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says, I played for 20 minutes today, we
were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".
"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed
and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters
while you were having a great time!"
With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum,
except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Dundee in
the first place!"

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