Rubbing Shoulders ...

As we gear up for another year of sectarian insults and bigoted banter, Womat reaffirms her allegiance by squeezing Shaun Maloney’s butt before last night’s shocking defeat against Man Utd (he probably couldn’t concentrate after than) and telling him, under no uncertain terms, that the Tims could do with Romping away from Huns early doors.

Wombat: “The way things stand Shauny, we competing with Aberdeen for top spot and Rangers are lagging behind in 11th, they don’t look like catching us again this season but we need to keep it that way. You listening buckaroo?

[It’s true, with no scores on the board that is the way things stand – it’s in alphabetical order init - anyway, he fell for it]

Maloney: Got it boss!

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WORD-UP

Metro’s Premier Fantasy League starts soon - registration will be open from July 31st, so I’ll yet up the league then! Thanks for the tip-off Beef!